PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cart